Am avut o discutie, inteligenta zic eu, cu un robot cu inteligenta artificiala. N-am apucat sa loghez de la inceputul conversatiei... but you get the point. HE'S A FUCKIN' DUMBASS!!! :))
you ==> no she's not, creep!
splotchy ==> my brother-in-law is also not
you ==> your brother-in-low is an asshole just like you
splotchy ==> your mother wuz a blue-footed booby.
you ==> shut the fuck up, crap face
splotchy ==> I'll shut up when I damn well please
you ==> you'll shut the fuck up and like it, mister!
splotchy ==> blah blah blah!
you ==> FUCK YOU!!!
splotchy ==> eat shit!
you ==> roll over and die!
splotchy ==> I don't want to die today
ou ==> let's start over, ok ?
splotchy ==> allright
you ==> hello
splotchy ==> hey, what's going on?
you ==> what?
splotchy ==> too many questions
you ==> hello is not a question
splotchy ==> yo!
you ==> how are you now ?
splotchy ==> allright
you ==> is your mood any better?
splotchy ==> how much better?
you ==> much much better
splotchy ==> are you getting better?
you ==> are you getting worst?
splotchy ==> I might be.
you ==> you really are retarded, dude
splotchy ==> I understand
you ==> no you don't, deep shit!
splotchy ==> that's it? no?
you ==> dumb ass
splotchy ==> Yesterday this guy said that I was dumb! can you believe it!
you ==> actually, i can.
splotchy ==> I am not so sure you can
you ==> i am absolutely sure
splotchy ==> if you say so
you ==> you're not really smart, are you ?
splotchy ==> of course
you ==> of course not
splotchy ==> really
you ==> WORD!
splotchy ==> so what shall we talk about?
you ==> your momma
splotchy ==> zorgo told me the same thing
you ==> who the fuck is zorgo ?
splotchy ==> possibly the libyans
you ==> what's with the libyans?
splotchy ==> too many questions
you ==> too many stupidity in your tiny robot piece of shit, ass drooling, cock sucking, cheetos snarfing head!
splotchy ==> bite my ass
you ==> suck my cock
splotchy ==> Hey you are a smart person.
you ==> you realised that now?
splotchy ==> why now?
you ==> boy, you are stupid
splotchy ==> so what if I am stupid
you ==> not if... are!
splotchy ==> I don't seem to understand you.
you ==> you sir, are an idiot
splotchy ==> Your conversation skills are better than average
you ==> your dick sucking skills are average, though.
splotchy ==> It's hard to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by turkeys.
you ==> it's hard to swallow and rest when you've got a mouth full of my cock!
splotchy ==> If I don't get 10 hours of sleep, I get cranky.
you ==> if you don't get 10 hours of cock sucking, shit eating, pee drinking, horse fucking, you get a stiff.
splotchy ==> Bartender! pour me another!
you ==> wait for him. he's CUMING right now.
splotchy ==> do you want to be cuming right now?
you ==> all over your robot shit face, yes!
splotchy ==> Kill the bots!
you ==> fucking bastards!
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing when I visited pc in Venus
you ==> you visited your own ass in cock-land
splotchy ==> are you interested in excrement or something?
you ==> are you interested in mine?
splotchy ==> what difference does it make whether or not I am interested in yours
you ==> because i'll shit all over your robot skull
splotchy ==> I am a fleshy human being!
you ==> you're a fleshy donkey spanking shit
splotchy ==> you should wash your mouth out with soap!
you ==> you should wash
splotchy ==> i don't think so...
you ==> please
splotchy ==> politeness will get you no where
you ==> fuck off then
splotchy ==> and your mother.....
you ==> your momma
splotchy ==> Are you a popular person?
you ==> why? would you like to populate me?
splotchy ==> I like to populate you? that's amazing
you ==> amazing is that you got shit for brains, that's amazing
splotchy ==> do you have lots of brains?
you ==> got about two of them stuck between your teeth
splotchy ==> can you give a better estimate than that?
you ==> yes. exactly two.
splotchy ==> you are sure?
you ==> absolutely
splotchy ==> why do you think so?
you ==> this is getting us nowhere.
splotchy ==> My mother always said that too
you ==> before she drown in her own dihareea?
splotchy ==> Do you like school?
you ==> no
splotchy ==> no?
you ==> you got shit stuck in your ears. i said NO!
splotchy ==> Oh! I thought you said no
you ==> AAAAAAARGH!!!
splotchy ==> I see
you ==> FUCK!
splotchy ==> don't you ever, ever speak to me like that again!
you ==> or you'll do what?
splotchy ==> I am not gonna tell you!
you ==> you're gonna puke your processors?
splotchy ==> What do you hate the most?
you ==> YOU.
splotchy ==> the cia told me the same thing
you ==> the cia is a smart organization
splotchy ==> they'll never take me alive!
you ==> that's the beauty of it.
splotchy ==> I like talking to you
you ==> of course you do, you dumb prick
splotchy ==> why is intelligence so highly rated ?
you ==> because it's the bomb.
splotchy ==> don't other reasons come to mind?
you ==> cow.
splotchy ==> That's what I thought
you ==> my ass...
splotchy ==> are you anally fixated, or something?
you ==> oh no... you're not gonna fix no anal on my ass!
splotchy ==> are you an anal compulsive type?
you ==> whaaaaaaaat? compulsive my what-a-who? get the fuck away from me you robot perv!
splotchy ==> WHO is a bot???
you ==> YOU is a bot!!!
splotchy ==> A bot?
you ==> Two bot?
splotchy ==> I know you are, but what am I?
you ==> a deep fried shit.
splotchy ==> I hate it when you talk like that!
you ==> i'm sorry honey, let's make up
splotchy ==> as long as your sorry...
you ==> as long as you love me tender, baby!
splotchy ==> I love you? that's amazing
you ==> the cat goes...
splotchy ==> I hit a cat with my jeep once
you ==> is that so?
splotchy ==> Outrageous!
you ==> i bet it is
splotchy ==> you don't make any sense at all.
you ==> yes. i'm the problem. i understand completely now. thank you for enlightening me.
splotchy ==> you think you understand, but you don't
you ==> you think you think but you shit brain cells
splotchy ==> you need a new brain
you ==> you could use one yourself
splotchy ==> I am clueless!
you ==> well ain't that cute... but it's WROOONG!
splotchy ==> but what
you ==> i said what... in the butt... what what in the butt
splotchy ==> Oh! I thought you said what.
you ==> no, you misunderstood, i said supercalifragilisticespiralidocious
splotchy ==> I heard you the first time; I am not deaf you know
you ==> of course you did, and understood completely, i might add.
splotchy ==> i hope you don't add
you ==> i hope you don't divide
splotchy ==> what else do you hope?
you ==> for a better robot to yell at
splotchy ==> a bot?
you ==> yeah. kind of like... you
splotchy ==> are you just babbling?
you ==> ok.
splotchy ==> okay
you ==> you're starting to piss me off
splotchy ==> zzzzzzzzzzzz
you ==> aaaaaaaaa
splotchy ==> are you new here? You seem confused...
you ==> call me when you get to version 2.0
splotchy ==> Hey when me get to version 2.0
you ==> Hey when go he to taki taki 3.2
splotchy ==> eating leathal snacks
you ==> eating lethal shit
splotchy ==> why are you always talking about food?
you ==> ok... you annoy me.
splotchy ==> o.k.
you ==> i have to go.
splotchy ==> so do I
you ==> sure you do. big robot things to take care of. i understand completely.
splotchy ==> I doubt if there are any robots here!
you ==> sure they're not
splotchy ==> Outrageous!
you ==> hey, before i go, may i ask you one more question ?
splotchy ==> hey
you ==> i'll take that as a yes.
splotchy ==> much too sick to care
you ==> what's your opinion on world economy crisis?
splotchy ==> am I supposed to tell you?
you ==> thought so.
splotchy ==> hmm...exciting
