Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Barbatul si nevasta sa la ora 1 noaptea

Este tragic cand avem astfel de despartiri printre noi...


Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:03:21 AM): dupa cate am indurat impreuna
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:03:29 AM): esti nerecunoscator
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:03:33 AM): ma mut la mama
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:03:36 AM): si iau copiii
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:03:41 AM): du-te ba la ma-ta
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:03:49 AM): dar sa-mi trimiti pensie alimentara in fiecare luna
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:03:56 AM): ca nu pot sa platesc chiria si intretinerea singur
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:04:05 AM): pai ce treaba ai tu
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:04:10 AM): ca eu iau copiii cu mine
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:04:18 AM): la ce sa-ti platesc pensie alimentara
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:04:26 AM): la spermatozoizi
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:04:27 AM): ?
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:04:59 AM): da
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:05:02 AM): ce ei ce-au?
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:05:16 AM): pai in primul rand sunt nefolositi
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:05:28 AM): ca eu cu tine nu am mai facut treaba de hat hat
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:05:33 AM): nici nu mai imi amintesc
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:05:35 AM): aaaa da
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:05:40 AM): si esti prost la pat
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:05:51 AM): mai bine as face sex cu o clanta
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:06:27 AM): ia-l pe cuc
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:06:39 AM): as vrea eu
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:06:43 AM): da' a devenit closca
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:06:50 AM): nu face altceva decat sta pe oua
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:06:54 AM): toata ziua
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:07:06 AM): pai pe ce-oi vrea sa stea?
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:07:10 AM): p-o buca' de plastic?
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:07:16 AM): eeeee
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:07:17 AM): te-ai nascut cu el pe oua
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:07:20 AM): nu pot sa-ti spun
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:07:22 AM): pe oua cu el o sa mori
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:07:29 AM): doar ca el o sa moara inaintea ta
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:07:31 AM): stii tu pe ce
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:07:32 AM): daca ajungi la batranete
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:07:41 AM): pai d-aia sunt trista
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:07:50 AM): numai cand ma gandesc
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:08:06 AM): da' lasa ca imi iau vibrozor d-ala
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:08:12 AM): ca sa ma satisfaca
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:08:14 AM): nu ca tine
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:09:51 AM): ia-ti ce vrei tu fa
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:10:28 AM): si nu-i spune vibrozor ii spune vibrozar
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:10:33 AM): sau dardaieletz
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:10:48 AM): sau zgaltuitor
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:11:05 AM): sperminator d-ala
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:11:08 AM): sau daca vrei sa fii cu adevarat inteligenta maseur de matze interioare
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:11:19 AM): aaaaa
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:11:22 AM): bun bun
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:11:31 AM): asa ca eu nu mai am nevoie de serviciile tale
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:11:38 AM): asa fa
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:11:46 AM): potzi d-acum incolo sa-ti masezi cocoselul
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:11:47 AM): sa nu te mai prind cu pasarica pe sus
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:11:48 AM): singur
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:11:57 AM): da' nici macar nu ti-o mai arat
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:12:05 AM): oricum faci treaba de mantuiala
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:12:06 AM): inainte ciripea dupa cocoselul tau
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:12:12 AM): acum ia cazut ciocul
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:12:21 AM): si tie ti s-au lasat tzatzele
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:12:25 AM): ca tu esti ala mareele mascul feroce
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:12:29 AM): si ei ciocu'
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:12:38 AM): auzi stii ceva
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:12:40 AM): esti un mitocan
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:12:45 AM): si un badaran
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:12:46 AM): si tu esti o vaca
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:12:49 AM): urata
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:12:51 AM): si grasa
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:12:53 AM): ca ma-ta
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:12:56 AM): trebuia sa o asc pe mama cand m-a avertizat in privintza ta
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:13:02 AM): nesimtitule
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:13:05 AM): eh da
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:13:06 AM): de ce te iei de mama?
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:13:11 AM): ca nu ti-a facut nimic?
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:13:15 AM): ca nu-i d-ajuns c-o asculta tot cartieru' cand zbiara
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:13:19 AM): tre' s-o asculti si tu
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:13:27 AM): du-te dracului
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:13:32 AM): ai stricat familia
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:13:37 AM): esti un nenorocit
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:13:40 AM): un alcoolic
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:13:46 AM): sa te bata dumnezeu cu pula pe la nervii oculari
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:13:50 AM): sa nu te mai vad in fata ochilor
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:13:55 AM): ce sa vezi fa
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:13:59 AM): de maine nu ma mai vezi
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:14:08 AM): sa te duci
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:14:17 AM): du-te tare
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:14:24 AM): du-te dreacului sa esti
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:14:32 AM): du-te dracului ca sunt
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:14:48 AM): sa te umplu de vanatai nu alta-mi vine zau asa
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:15:21 AM): pai zici ca sunt rocker d-ala satanist din cauza atator vanatai
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:15:22 AM): lasa ca te umplu io cu esenta de vene pe la bot
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:15:38 AM): esti o bruta
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:15:44 AM): ti-oi pocni fo' doua peste fata
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:15:46 AM): japito
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:15:52 AM): penalule
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:15:56 AM): esti o curva
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:16:00 AM): sarpe in casa ce esti
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:16:03 AM): betivule
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:16:08 AM): porcule
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:16:08 AM): vaca in curte ce esti
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:16:11 AM): scarbosule
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:16:14 AM): betivo
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:16:17 AM): scroafa dracu'
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:16:18 AM): javra
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:16:21 AM): HUAAAAA!!!
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:16:24 AM): PTU
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:16:28 AM): ptu si tie
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:16:29 AM): bah
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:16:31 AM): taranule
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:16:32 AM): ca ma faci sa vorbesc urat
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:16:49 AM): ca mama a crescut un crestin in casa nu un huligan
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:16:49 AM): ca nu poti sa schimbi ceea ce esti
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:16:54 AM): jigodio
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:16:58 AM): si mata te-a invatzat sa scuipi ca la tzara
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:17:04 AM): mai mult un cretin
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:17:16 AM): bestie ordinara
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:17:17 AM): si ma-ta te-a invatat sa mulgi vaca de lapte doar ca la oras nu avem vaci fa!!!
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:17:22 AM): ce faci cu mainile alea toata ziua?
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:17:25 AM): mancare
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:17:27 AM): tie
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:17:28 AM): prin pulele altor barbati
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:17:31 AM): nerecunoscatorule
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:17:36 AM): uschito
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:17:40 AM): pai din ce crezi ca-ti fac mancare
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:17:43 AM):
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:17:54 AM): ca daca nu eram eu n-aveai tu fa senvishmeicãr d-ala!
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:17:54 AM): lapte de cocos
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:18:04 AM): ptu veni-ti-ar rau
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:18:11 AM): sa te auda Dumnezeu la ce prostii indrugi
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:18:15 AM): LUMEEE LUMEEEEEE
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:18:21 AM): aaaa
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:18:22 AM): auzi ce-mi sta in casa
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:18:24 AM): acum esti crestin
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:18:28 AM): r-ai a dreacu'
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:18:30 AM): si in pat esti cel mai pervers om
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:18:40 AM): in patu' meu e treaba mea ce fac fa
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:18:46 AM): eu nu stiam de toate prostiile care mi le-ai facut
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:18:51 AM): ca DUmnezeu are cenzura d-aia in pat si la buda
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:19:12 AM): nu ca tine ca nu-ti cenzureaza nimeni nica'
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:19:14 AM): spurcato
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:19:16 AM): esti crestin cum sunt eu fidela
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:19:23 AM): nesimtitule
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:19:28 AM): esti fidela cum sunt eu jose armando
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:19:48 AM): si sunt pe atat de mult jose armando pe cat nu am cheltuit banii ma-tii de inmormantare pe bautura
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:19:59 AM): esti jose armando cum sunt eu crestina
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:20:19 AM): esti crestina cum ti-s ochii intepeniti de strafundul capului
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:20:28 AM): esti tu tare si mare
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:20:32 AM): nu faci nimic toata
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:20:33 AM): ziua
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:20:34 AM): SUNT FA!!!
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:20:39 AM): cum nu fac fa
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:20:40 AM): decat stttaaaaaaaaiii in pat
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:20:46 AM): crezi ca berea se bea singura?
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:20:49 AM): si ma omori pe mine cu zile
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:20:59 AM): si fomeea trebuie disciplinata macar de doua ori pe zi
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:21:05 AM): asta esti un alcoolic nenorocit
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:21:09 AM): chiar ti se pare ca nu fac nica?
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:21:12 AM): da
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:23:55 AM): ai tacut fir-ai a dracu'
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:24:06 AM): ca mi s-au dizolvat dintii in gura de cat scuipat tin sa nu te scuip
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:24:10 AM): pai daca tu ai plecat ca o bestie ce esti
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:24:46 AM): japita ordinara
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:25:28 AM): barbatul meyu
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:25:33 AM): meu
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:25:45 AM): barbatu' tau e ma-ta fa
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:25:49 AM): la mine in casa sunt rege
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:26:07 AM): ha ha
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:26:12 AM): sa crezi tu baiatul
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:26:13 AM): e
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:26:19 AM): eu port pantaloni in familia asta
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:26:28 AM): pentru ca ti-s rupte fustele-n cur
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:26:32 AM): si-mi porti izmenele
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:26:36 AM): urata dreacu'
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:27:01 AM): daca nu aveai izmenele de la mata
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:27:06 AM): nici p-alea nu le purtam
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:27:17 AM): pai tre' sa fii recunoscatoare japito
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:27:20 AM): ca tu nu faci altceva decat sa-mi mananci munca mea
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:27:30 AM): ce munca fa?!?!
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:27:36 AM): ce faci fa toata ziua?
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:27:39 AM): ce munca?
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:27:47 AM): ce trebuie sa stii tu
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:27:51 AM): aduc bani in casa?
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:27:52 AM): spune-mi tu o data cand ai spalat si tu podelele
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:27:55 AM): asta e tot ce conteaza
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:27:59 AM): ce bani fa?
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:28:01 AM): aia-s bani?
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:28:15 AM): aia-s bani murdari de sange
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:28:24 AM): criminalo
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:28:28 AM): ca mi-ai mancat ficateii
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:28:39 AM): si las' ca te vede 'al de sus
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:28:45 AM): cat bei si cat stai degeaba
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:29:14 AM): asta inseamna ca e chior si nu vede bine
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:29:22 AM): adevaratul nenorocit e langa mine toata ziua
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:29:31 AM): si imi distruge si ultimul neuron
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:29:34 AM): specifica fa care dintre ei
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:29:39 AM): da si tu CNP
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:29:50 AM): ca la cati au intrat in tine n-am nici dejte sa numar
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:30:12 AM): futa-te urzicile de sita
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:30:36 AM): sa te futa pe tine virusul ebola
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:30:41 AM): daca ai dreptate
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:30:59 AM): am dreptate fa
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:31:04 AM): ca eu intotdeauna ai dreptate
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:31:09 AM): da n-ai citit biblia fa?
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:31:16 AM): ca barbatu' fu primul?
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:31:35 AM): da nu te-oi bate io intr-o zi sa-ti scot o coasta fir-ai a dreacu'
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:31:39 AM): sa nu-mi zici mie pe nume
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:31:54 AM): pai n-ai cum
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:31:58 AM): ca pun politia pe tine
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:32:08 AM): si isi vinde mata casa ca sa te scoata din parnaie
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:32:12 AM): cand s-or scula aia de pe tine
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:32:19 AM): atunci sa-i pui tu pe mine de perversa ordinara
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:32:44 AM): de nu ti-oi vinde tu rinichii sa-ti scoti tãti sarmele din creier
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:32:50 AM): sa-mi zici mie satana
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:32:52 AM): PTU!
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:33:32 AM): satana
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:33:35 AM): piei
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:33:39 AM): r-ai a dreacu'
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:33:41 AM): de vrajitoare
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:33:42 AM): ca ai nenorocit copiii
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:33:50 AM): sunt copiii mei
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:33:58 AM): eu i-am facut eu am dreptul sa-i fut in cur
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:34:01 AM): pe toti trei
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:34:18 AM): ala mare saracu a venit la mien
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:34:19 AM): oricum i-au futut tot satul in cur
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:34:22 AM): pan' sa se nasca
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:34:22 AM): si a spus ca e gay
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:34:35 AM): si ca totul e din cauza ta ca ai facut atunci ce i-ai facut
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:34:44 AM): si acum se drogheaza cu pletosii aia cu care mai vine pe la noi
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:34:46 AM): pai cu-o mama ca tine ma mir ca nu-i maimuta
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:34:52 AM): si canta melodii d--alea salatiste
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:34:58 AM): sa cante fa!
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:35:07 AM): ca are talent ca l-a mostenit din partea mea de familie
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:35:12 AM): ca nu-l stii tu pe bunicu'
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:35:15 AM): dumnezeu sa-l ierte
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:35:18 AM): tu ai avut talent sa canti in sticla
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:35:21 AM): ca ce mai canta la acordeon
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:35:24 AM): ca alt talent nu am vazut la tine
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:35:34 AM): e treaba mea ce fac cu sticla fa
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:35:43 AM): pai stiu eu ce faci
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:35:50 AM): o folosesti pe post de vibrozor
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:36:07 AM): zgaltaitor!
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:36:10 AM): inapto
Barbatu (2/26/2008 1:36:18 AM): de vaca proasta analfabeta
Nevasta (2/26/2008 1:36:30 AM): d-ala
 
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