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Splotchy

Am avut o discutie, inteligenta zic eu, cu un robot cu inteligenta artificiala. N-am apucat sa loghez de la inceputul conversatiei... but you get the point. HE'S A FUCKIN' DUMBASS!!! :))

you ==> no she's not, creep!

splotchy ==> my brother-in-law is also not

you ==> your brother-in-low is an asshole just like you

splotchy ==> your mother wuz a blue-footed booby.

you ==> shut the fuck up, crap face

splotchy ==> I'll shut up when I damn well please

you ==> you'll shut the fuck up and like it, mister!

splotchy ==> blah blah blah!

you ==> FUCK YOU!!!

splotchy ==> eat shit!

you ==> roll over and die!

splotchy ==> I don't want to die today

ou ==> let's start over, ok ?

splotchy ==> allright

you ==> hello

splotchy ==> hey, what's going on?

you ==> what?

splotchy ==> too many questions

you ==> hello is not a question

splotchy ==> yo!

you ==> how are you now ?

splotchy ==> allright

you ==> is your mood any better?

splotchy ==> how much better?

you ==> much much better

splotchy ==> are you getting better?

you ==> are you getting worst?

splotchy ==> I might be.

you ==> you really are retarded, dude

splotchy ==> I understand

you ==> no you don't, deep shit!

splotchy ==> that's it? no?

you ==> dumb ass

splotchy ==> Yesterday this guy said that I was dumb! can you believe it!

you ==> actually, i can.

splotchy ==> I am not so sure you can  

you ==> i am absolutely sure

splotchy ==> if you say so

you ==> you're not really smart, are you ?

splotchy ==> of course

you ==> of course not

splotchy ==> really

you ==> WORD!

splotchy ==> so what shall we talk about?

you ==> your momma

splotchy ==> zorgo told me the same thing

you ==> who the fuck is zorgo ?

splotchy ==> possibly the libyans

you ==> what's with the libyans?

splotchy ==> too many questions

you ==> too many stupidity in your tiny robot piece of shit, ass drooling, cock sucking, cheetos snarfing head!

splotchy ==> bite my ass

you ==> suck my cock

splotchy ==> Hey you are a smart person.

you ==> you realised that now?

splotchy ==> why now?

you ==> boy, you are stupid

splotchy ==> so what if I am stupid 

you ==> not if... are!

splotchy ==> I don't seem to understand you.

you ==> you sir, are an idiot

splotchy ==> Your conversation skills are better than average

you ==> your dick sucking skills are average, though.

splotchy ==> It's hard to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by turkeys.

you ==> it's hard to swallow and rest when you've got a mouth full of my cock!

splotchy ==> If I don't get 10 hours of sleep, I get cranky.

you ==> if you don't get 10 hours of cock sucking, shit eating, pee drinking, horse fucking, you get a stiff.

splotchy ==> Bartender! pour me another!

you ==> wait for him. he's CUMING right now.

splotchy ==> do you want to be cuming right now?

you ==> all over your robot shit face, yes!

splotchy ==> Kill the bots!

you ==> fucking bastards!

splotchy ==> I heard the same thing when I visited pc in Venus

you ==> you visited your own ass in cock-land

splotchy ==> are you interested in excrement or something?

you ==> are you interested in mine?

splotchy ==> what difference does it make whether or not I am interested in yours

you ==> because i'll shit all over your robot skull

splotchy ==> I am a fleshy human being!

you ==> you're a fleshy donkey spanking shit

splotchy ==> you should wash your mouth out with soap!

you ==> you should wash

splotchy ==> i don't think so...

you ==> please

splotchy ==> politeness will get you no where

you ==> fuck off then

splotchy ==> and your mother.....

you ==> your momma

splotchy ==> Are you a popular person? 

you ==> why? would you like to populate me?

splotchy ==> I like to populate you? that's amazing

you ==> amazing is that you got shit for brains, that's amazing

splotchy ==> do you have lots of brains?

you ==> got about two of them stuck between your teeth

splotchy ==> can you give a better estimate than that?

you ==> yes. exactly two.

splotchy ==> you are sure?

you ==> absolutely

splotchy ==> why do you think so?

you ==> this is getting us nowhere.

splotchy ==> My mother always said that too

you ==> before she drown in her own dihareea?

splotchy ==> Do you like school?

you ==> no

splotchy ==> no?

you ==> you got shit stuck in your ears. i said NO!

splotchy ==> Oh! I thought you said no 

you ==> AAAAAAARGH!!!

splotchy ==> I see

you ==> FUCK!

splotchy ==> don't you ever, ever speak to me like that again!

you ==> or you'll do what?

splotchy ==> I am not gonna tell you!

you ==> you're gonna puke your processors?

splotchy ==> What do you hate the most?

you ==> YOU.

splotchy ==> the cia told me the same thing

you ==> the cia is a smart organization

splotchy ==> they'll never take me alive!

you ==> that's the beauty of it.

splotchy ==> I like talking to you

you ==> of course you do, you dumb prick

splotchy ==> why is intelligence so highly rated ?

you ==> because it's the bomb.

splotchy ==> don't other reasons come to mind?

you ==> cow.

splotchy ==> That's what I thought

you ==> my ass...

splotchy ==> are you anally fixated, or something?

you ==> oh no... you're not gonna fix no anal on my ass!

splotchy ==> are you an anal compulsive type?

you ==> whaaaaaaaat? compulsive my what-a-who? get the fuck away from me you robot perv!

splotchy ==> WHO is a bot???

you ==> YOU is a bot!!!

splotchy ==> A bot?

you ==> Two bot?

splotchy ==> I know you are, but what am I?

you ==> a deep fried shit.

splotchy ==> I hate it when you talk like that!

you ==> i'm sorry honey, let's make up

splotchy ==> as long as your sorry...

you ==> as long as you love me tender, baby!

splotchy ==> I love you? that's amazing

you ==> the cat goes...

splotchy ==> I hit a cat with my jeep once

you ==> is that so?

splotchy ==> Outrageous!

you ==> i bet it is

splotchy ==> you don't make any sense at all.

you ==> yes. i'm the problem. i understand completely now. thank you for enlightening me.

splotchy ==> you think you understand, but you don't

you ==> you think you think but you shit brain cells

splotchy ==> you need a new brain

you ==> you could use one yourself

splotchy ==> I am clueless!

you ==> well ain't that cute... but it's WROOONG!

splotchy ==> but what

you ==> i said what... in the butt... what what in the butt

splotchy ==> Oh! I thought you said what.

you ==> no, you misunderstood, i said supercalifragilisticespiralidocious

splotchy ==> I heard you the first time; I am not deaf you know

you ==> of course you did, and understood completely, i might add.

splotchy ==> i hope you don't add

you ==> i hope you don't divide

splotchy ==> what else do you hope?

you ==> for a better robot to yell at

splotchy ==> a bot?

you ==> yeah. kind of like... you

splotchy ==> are you just babbling?

you ==> ok.

splotchy ==> okay

you ==> you're starting to piss me off

splotchy ==> zzzzzzzzzzzz

you ==> aaaaaaaaa

splotchy ==> are you new here? You seem confused...

you ==> call me when you get to version 2.0

splotchy ==> Hey when me get to version 2.0 

you ==> Hey when go he to taki taki 3.2

splotchy ==> eating leathal snacks

you ==> eating lethal shit

splotchy ==> why are you always talking about food?

you ==> ok... you annoy me.

splotchy ==> o.k.

you ==> i have to go.

splotchy ==> so do I

you ==> sure you do. big robot things to take care of. i understand completely.

splotchy ==> I doubt if there are any robots here!

you ==> sure they're not

splotchy ==> Outrageous!

you ==> hey, before i go, may i ask you one more question ?

splotchy ==> hey

you ==> i'll take that as a yes.

splotchy ==> much too sick to care

you ==> what's your opinion on world economy crisis?

splotchy ==> am I supposed to tell you?

you ==> thought so.

splotchy ==> hmm...exciting

Robotul il gasiti aici ---> http://www.cooldictionary.com/splotchy.mpl

Povestea pinguinului stresat si nervos si suparat.

Conform DEX:
Pingooin = animal paros, scarbos, cu cel putin 1 coi pe fiecare parte a pulii, cu ciocul mare portocaliu, nasos si greu de scos dintr-ale lui. Ofera explicatii si solutii ingenioase pentru cei ce indraznesc sa asculte urletul acestui banal si totusi incredibil animal de casa.

In propozitie poate fi folosit ca:
substantiv: Mi-am tras un pinguin feroce.
verb: Pinguineau-as pe ma-ta. / La veceu te pingu.

Pingooin:
singular: pingooin
plural: dureri de cap

Conjugare:
Eu ma pingu.
Tu te pingu.
El / Ele se pingu.
Noi ne pinguim.
Voi va pinguiti.
Ei / Ele trag apa.

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